Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

“Although I got zero points for my attempt at the triple axel, in my mind I went for it”

Folgers is good shit, we have it in our office. But we are also all poor.

“It’s bad! I’m warning you here. I’ll even type some more words to force it further down the page so you don’t see it unless you’re trying to.”

One ended up in Sacramento.

FUCK THE NRA...

Not sure, but I bet it involves smoking cigarettes and wearing a matching tracksuit.

See, that sort of stuff sounds like the job of a specific manager, while Divac prefers to just, ya know, manage more generally.

Divac seldom gets on the phone for the trade-building parts

THE Craig Kelly?!?!?

“I am...literally, the least racist person I know. I don’t wear white sheets and a hood and burn crosses! Some of my friends do, and certainly many members of my family have, but I don’t. I know black people, I work with black people, shit, one time in college I slept with a black guy. You know who the real racists…

Oh noooo. Will you be ok waiting for 30 minutes while your patch downloads? I will bring you a weighted blanket to make you feel more safe and secure.

Jeff, I’m just telling it like it us.

Judging from that photo, anyone who doesn’t die should be awarded a gold medal.

Seriously. Fuck Russia.

He’s a gyro to his people.

If this isn’t an Olympic sport, it oughta be!

Any sane person would call those TDs-

The Clement TD you could make an argument for, but in what universe is the Ertz TD not good? He caught the ball and took THREE steps before diving and breaking the plane. NFW is that not a score.

I’ll ‘star’ you even though i’m not gonna take the time to look up the biblical reference #heathen