He wants to show them to his mom, because they’re his awards, mother. From army.
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I saw this headline and assumed that Kinja was doing one of its time-warped featured stories again.
“Wait... he’s atill around?!”
Jalapeño is #1. NO ONE DENIES THIS.
You’re lying naked on the floor?
Stupid, sexy Harbaugh.
Some of the Twitter sleuth journalists who have been on top of this for 9 months have warned that the next 4 or 5 weeks are going to be dramatic, and dark.
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He became the most bloodthirsty ruler in [world] history, earning the nickname El Balarin de la Muerta or ‘The Dancer of Death’
From the way that this is written it sounds like he doesnt know much about cars. For example, instead of saying, “its like having xmen in your differentials” he could have said, “the x-mode in this sub 30,000 crossover uses the same style of torque vectoring that the 2 million dollar mclaren P1 uses to distribute…
Why would I want actual information about an upcoming vehicle I might be interested in when I can have all of this snark!
Actually I’ll take The Spy Who Shagged Me by a hair over the original Austin Powers - some things don’t work but Mini-Me and Fat Bastard are enough to give it the win. Goldmember was flipping horrible though, as was Wayne’s World 2.
I love the “Story Behind” series. Every one of these articles is so enthralling.
The statement + the cute squeaky voice + the slight bedhead = I’m dying in the best way possible.
The cheating is certainly 3rd on the crazy list here, after running multiple miles and running a marathon watchdog blog.
I’m in the section going to Canada. Can’t say I’d have much complaints.
At least add a picture of the car with its doors open if your going to talk about them not being scissors anymore. I had to go straight to google in horror thinking I might have to open them like poor people.
Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.
