It’s statute, not statue. And there is no statute of limitations for murder. So you are a double dumbass - one for each cheek.

Shut the fuck up. This comment has a tldr, a “stupid millenial, stop trying to do something about racism,” and tells a black guy he doesn’t know what inequality looks like. It also is unreadable. jesus

AWESOME, good for you! Is it worth it for people to go for a short time? I can’t pack up and move in, so if I did manage a trip it would only be for a few days. Is that welcome?

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

Clinton’s too. Radio silence.

I am so profoundly disappointed in Obama’s cowardly response to this outrage. He could halt construction while the Army Corp of Engineers completes its study on rerouting the pipeline. But that would put the government on the side of citizens over oil, and that’s a dangerous precedent, apparently! Total CHICKEN-SHIT.…

Thanks Chevy

I will sign on to this take. It’s like he’s just trying too hard sometimes. Sit back and let What About Bob? (underrated IMO!) speak for itself.

meanwhile, we revisit the white house in the year 2014

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

Huh. Ammon et al had weapons and were on government land illegally.

Thanks for a harrowing read - if thanks is the right word. My father was an alcoholic who died from the disease, as were three of my four grandparents. This brings back a lot of sad memories. I hope Jennifer’s coworkers, friends and family don’t beat themselves up too much. I learned the hard way that it’s never about…

You should’ve told us somehow. We were worried sick!

That’s just an Instagram filter.

I’ll have you know those aren’t just any pajamas. They’re vucana wool. From a sheep that can only be shorn every 3 years by a blind farmer deep in the woods of Brigadoon.

Wait, WHAT?! Now all of a sudden you’ll be HAPPY for Cubs fans if they win? You’ve been talking non stop about how much you hate Cubs fans, and now you’ll be happy for us? You are incredibly annoying.

Don’t feel good for the Cubs. They get so much undeserved attention and idiotic nostalgia, and their fans are the fucking worst. As someone from Detroit, I hate the White Sox but I also feel really bad for how much they get ignored in favor of an absolutely shitty franchise. Lots of teams have long championship…

I have a very strong feeling you are the only Deadspin commenter who knew that off the top of your head.

You learn a lot about yourself after dating what appeared to be a vivacious sexpot you met at a fun party, but who in reality was an unhinged loon with serious alcohol/drug problems.

Crazy is also fun, though