This really is the world cup of spam and we’re issuing a red card.

“Being really Goop” was a challenge for Chris Martin, too.

I believe it was “and that ball is gone...which means we still aren’t...” Costas was gold last night.

Hayes McGinley

I haven't been dunked on, but I got chase down blocked from behind by a little Brazilian kid (we called him Brazil....because obvious). This kid could jump out of the gym. Probably 5'8" but could dunk.

Fill them with existential dread that their lives are meaningless when they misbehave?

THANK YOU.

Important tip: When changing your son's diaper, keep his wang covered with something until you're ready to get the new one on. Otherwise, he will sooner or later pee on his own face, it won't be funny at the time, but you'll eventually think it's funny, you'll laugh about it as you tell your wife, but she won't…

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

Don't have a Moscow, man!

I was walking to my car to drive home after high school. For some reason, I was barefoot. I can't recall why exactly. But as I headed to my car I stepped in a huge pile of dog shit. It was gross, but without anything to wipe off the dog shit right at that moment I thought it could wait. I got in the car and began…

Well then...we have that in common.

If I am out for a long night, I often switch to a Bud Light because A) no one can drink 8% IPAs all night and expect to stay functional and B) sometime my palate just gets overwhelmed and doesn't want to think any more. A few people I know always tend to get in my face about that choice because "It's not real beer -…

Here, here. Every time I go to a wedding and the "good" beer is Heineken I find myself secretly hoping the couple soon will get divorced.

Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey

No Country for TOLD Men!

Reminds me of this.

Late-model Goat had a fairly epic option for blue leather: