You don’t have to tell me man, I am also a Twins fan. But these past 6 years have been so dreadful. So much bad pitching and they aren’t even fun to watch anymore. I miss the the “small ball” style of play that made them so successful during that great decade long run. 

Welcome to the American League Central Division, home of the Cleveland Indians. Each year, one team from this division* is selected completely at random to compete in the playoffs.

On the plus side Dodge Charger taillights are so distinctive it’s possible to spot them from well over a mile away. I know it’s not as useful as recognizing a Crown Vic coming up behind you but it’s something at least.

What do I do when my Uber pilot inevitably attempts to rape or attack me? Will there be ejection seats installed to make a quick escape out the side? Will a parachute be standard issue? So many questions...

Nice write-up. I bought the same exact kit a few days ago to keep in my WRX. I too ran over a nail and ended up with a flat tire, my car ended up sitting the entire weekend. I had no idea plugging a tire was so easy until the shop showed me how it’s done.

The same damn thing happened to me! The infamous Sony Holiday 2004 Demo Disc. I lost perfect/near perfect saves to a couple Final Fantasy games, hundreds of hours of grinding went into those. The empty feeling in my stomach as I read the article warning gamers not to put that disc in their systems, and then rushing to…

An enormous, fake inflatable moon unleashed its fury

“This was the classiest, most luxurious, and prestigious car in its day. The body lines are just beautiful, reminds me of my daughter! And the engine sounds wonderful! Terrific! Ain’t she something? I don’t know if anyone knows this but it was hand-built by the Italians. I know the Italians. I have friends who are…

he believed that a team could not succeed on the field if its players were distracted by issues off of it.

Don’t touch my stuff

“I caught them all with my Trump Brand Pokeballs. These aren’t just any Pokeballs folks. These are the classiest, most luxurious, gold-plated Pokeballs money can buy. Not like those cheap, imported Japanese Pokeballs the Democrats got us with our terrible trade agreements. Sad.”

What an awful and truly reprehensible act by that young man. I am sure once all of the graphic details emerge in this story we can expect a reinstatement to the team and AT LEAST a 3 game suspension. Urban ain’t playing around anymore.

The first thing I noticed was the huge open pit, and how it would be a real shame if it didn’t come into play. Oh fuck, I cannot stop laughing!

I get a haircut every two weeks. I get the sides buzzed with no guard on the clippers, and a quarter inch off the top. That has been my bi-weekly routine for the last nine years.

Great article! It’s about time someone other than the SEC knocked that little fucker down a peg!

Well did Wall make the second free throw or not?

I remember a few years back (might have been 2012) a user on 4chan /x/ explored a MMO called Worlds. Not Active Worlds, just Worlds. It was an abandoned MMO from the mid 90s, basically the same thing as Active Worlds. Same visual style and everything. The game was made up of worlds that users had custom created. You…

I have the pretty much the same setup in a spare room in my house. It’s pretty basic but it works. I have a bench press, squat rack, and an area for just dumbbells, plates and bars. I plan on buying a stationary bike soon, something with a small footprint or is foldable to save space, and I will be all set. It beats…

So, you’re PMSing pretty bad, huh?

The guy looks like Aaron Paul. If this story is ever made into a movie, AP has the lead role sewn up.