The arc of the moral universe has the day off, too.

“I like little girls who don’t get blown up in churches”

Good.

Tomorrow’s conspiracy tweets, today.

“Show up, dive in, stay at it.” https://www.indivisibleguide.com/ 

That’s gold, OhioGuy- gold!

Understandable- Pissghazi then, for others.

A very reluctant +1

*Watersportsgate

Nice.

Or you let him wear a self-isolating bowl haircut.

“Find a job you like, never work a day in your life.”

But it’s aspirational, as is the point of Monopoly and Jesus sanctioned capitalism in general.

Jade Helm crisis actors going door to door, vaccinating toddlers to spread autism in classrooms they were never gunned down in.

I meant sperm donor, good catch.

Well done- Gawker lives on.

Yes but science has drilled down even further and isolated old, rotten jizz as the main culprit. But yes, it’s tough but olds should think long and hard in general about any risks about starting a family out of their prime, regardless of how far we’ve advanced medically. AND BLAMING VACCINES DOESN’T HELP.

Great enthusiastically apostrophed question, but the answer so far is “not vaccines”.

He was 59 when Barron was conceived, and old semen is the relatively recently agreed upon likeliest cause by the medical community. Not her fault but Melania should’ve used a surrogate. I mean, she has horrible taste in men, don’t get me wrong, but.

People still write dissertations on Weimar Germany. Get used to it.