I only watched bits and pieces occasionally because the Pink Ranger was cute.

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

I was listening to Coast to Coast AM and Art Bell had Lake Bell on to discuss a psychic experience she had with a nacho cheese chalupa.

And I pine for the days of the 2 cent mustache ride.

It's a gastrointestinal ouroboros.

This is how is ends. Not with a bong, but a whimper.

Well, Doritos has the collective knowledge of the poet, the physician, the farmer, the scientist, the magician, and the other so-called gods of our legends.

Basically, this happened:
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Yeah, they got them in California.

The heart of rock and roll is still beating in Cleveland.

Be thankful you're wearing clothes. It gave me gonorrhea.

There's a reason they are 2 for a dollar. The top layer is burnt to a crisp and the bottom layer is soggy as shit. There's maybe 2 or 3 good bites in the whole thing. Jack in the Box should create a frozen appetizer out of those 2 or 3 bites.

I hope I don't choke on it like the Warriors choked in the Finals!

If you ate two Whoppers, I bet you you were both sitting and regular.

Not to be confused with Charles Dickens, who, with his book Oliver Twist, single-handedly created the steal crumb days.

I remember my buddies who were getting into turntables bought some crates of records and Kraftwerk was funny to us because we were only familiar with Autobahn from The Big Lebowski. Little did I know those are some good beats to make music with.

I just dislike his look he gives to the camera at the end.

I had Blues Brothers 2000 on in the background. I've seen some clips before on VH1 and never the beginning.

Make sure you copyright-stretch beforehand.

Wasn't his video game pretty memorable for being horrible?