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"The colored coins with the crew members are worth 20 Canadian dollars."

Perfect size for getting stuck up your rectum, where no man has gone before.

Vimeo is the site you use for when one of your clips violates YouTube's terms.

A Star is Board, starring Groot.

And then play the banjo.

I wanna see a movie called The Lamaze Runner, about a rug that is encrusted with afterbirth.

When is a star not a star?

All I got is 2 bucks in arcade tokens.

Thank you, I'm trying to save up enough upvotes for the Marlboro inflatable boat.

Are you familiar with Cher's first husband?

And is a lazy dictionary insult-looker-upper.

Yes, now I remember. I had the lasagna.

"The Judy Garland Works" is street slang for when you ask a drug dealer for all the drugs he has.

There's gonna be so many symbols that one of the executive producers is Zildjian.

That sounds like a decent propaganda movie…. for me to poop on!

Hulk Hogan in A Hulkstar in Porn

And the pre-prequel…A Star's Mom Opted For Another Margarita

The Dark Star

The star, it borns.