I'll be ripping off the ending of a Kevin Spacey movie, but it's not K-PAX.

Well, this is an Inside Out type of situation. They're all playing different facets of Morgan Freeman's psyche:

Calm down, Nietzsche.

I want to build a pillow fort with her and tell each other knock-knock jokes while we enjoy Ecto-Coolers.

Chloe Sevigny layer dip, coming right up

How many layers of spectacular do you want?

(bomb squad investigates suspicious package)

The only natural predator of the cockroach is the gerwig.

All anybody will remember is that white-knuckle chase scene where Woody Harrelson's Popeye Doyle runs over a baby carriage…. improbably filled with Cheers DVDs.

Just as long as she got nothing from her father, Gabe.

And the movie was originally gonna be directed by Spike Jonze.

Woody just let out one of his patented "hemp farts".

I thought Tom Wilkinson was Steve-O.

You guessed it: Methuselah Stallone.

Ruffalos have ridges.

She's totally gonna legally change her name to Katie.

This isn't the movies. Real people can have innocent reasons for suspiciously counting down their comments on an internet site. Nobody is going to die.

Outside of a Mark Ruffalo movie, a suspicious package is something about which to be alarmed. Inside of a Mark Ruffalo movie, it's too dark to read.

She is the meaning of life.

"Why was there a rice cooker in there? Ummm, I just went to a wedding and I'm a total spendthrift."