A steady diet of jalepeno poppers.

Will this be called Live Die Repeat Repeat?

Conan didn't ask the question on everybody's mind: will Davos hang dong this season?

Like the all-female Beck cover band, Hrbek?

Stop that talk. You're not burdening anybody.

Jesus Don't Want Me For a Sunstream

He's on the cover of this month's Teen Beat.

I don't want the world. I just want your half.

Everybody's Got Something To Hide ('Cept For Me and My Mustard)

No, I've noticed the weight loss, Alien Jesus.

"Fixing a Walrus Hole"

Har Mar Superstar sounds like when you're eating a jalepeno popper that is hot in the center and somebody asks you what your favorite Molly Shannon movie is.

"Because All You Need is Lovely Rita"

Turn-ons: nice guitar parts.
Turn-offs: sadness, Timothy Leary.

Spotify is bigger than Jesus.

"Frasier" had a lot of coffee shop scenes, but all of Frasier's people were hoity toity.

There was a brief period where I listened to police scanners while ambient music played. There was some site that combined them for you.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Harold and Maude is sorely lacking on that list.

Made out as "Zero dollars and one cent and 0/10,000 non-cents"