It would be kinda hilarious (but way too radical to ever happen) if they just reprised their roles. Randy Quaid would be the one wildcard.

Maybe Steve Martin died early on in the film as well. And John Candy is his angel.

Four Jacks and a Jill

I kinda miss Friedberg-Seltzer movies being around all the time. They're very good pop culture time capsules, and I have probably ended up seeing 2/3 of Epic Movie just because it used to be on FX every 2 weeks.

Dredd is pretty slow-motion heavy as well, so I wonder what sets that apart from the work of Zach Snyder.

I kinda hate that movie, but I might give it another chance now with this theory.

The Spider-Man Who Loved Me

I want a version where Uncle Ben gets into meth and ends up killing Bruce Wayne's parents.

To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Peter Parker

Spider-Man: Who Fell To Earth

That's two blocks down from Sixth Avenue Heartache.

Ah, yes. Doc Occam's Razor.

Thanks! You mind if I bring along my old pal, Rand Peltzer?

I feel like the website might be biased towards spiders.

Is that a spinoff of Weeds?

:-(

Is that Jonah Hex?

"Pardon my French, but Harry Osborn is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

(picture of Doc Ock smoking 7 at once)

The A.V. Club