They call Alabama the crimson tide.
Leonardo DiVampio
Leonardo can finally start doing movies about gay boat cruises.
And Cranston takes him out with a blunderbuss.
I forget.
Best Director going to the Revenant gives it the good odds…. I thought Mad Max was gonna do a run. Mad Max is probably more entertaining to the average Oscar voter, though.
Alison Brie Larson?
A Raper Caper.
She'll probably have to do porn now.
Somebody call the fire department.
Because she'll take her top off?
They're playing a clip from American Hustle when they should be playing a clip from Joy.
Who wouldn't go gay for Cate Blanchett?
Eddie Redmayne's cleavage WOW
I'm waiting for the Sacheen Littlefeather one.
I kinda want her to narrate my life.
I thanked his Mama last night.
Good luck. I peed on most of the wall.