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Infinity Minus Zero (No Limit)

More like Infinity Minus One.

You're saying you have no reservations about eating there?

It's a post-menopausal Kitty Pryde.

Handah and Her Five Sisters

Twitter: Characters unwelcome.

Upside-down?

It only embeds now. If you reload, it'll just be a link.

Plimpton ain't easy but it's necessary.

I have a hard time thinking Spotlight or Revenant because it would either be 2 Michael Keatons in a row or 2 Whatever-That-Director's-Name is in a row.

I always think this movie is called The Bear. That was another movie with a bear.

Anybody know if Scott Aukerman and the Comedy Bang Bang writers are still working on the Oscars?

That elephants poach them for their tusks.

Fury Road kinda pushes Max off to the side, anyway.

It seems like every Oscars host has to pose with the Oscar statues and try and come up with some kind of funny gimmick.

It's just big and flashy and has famous actors either chewing the scenery or dressed up like weird dog-men. It's the same type of kneejerk reaction to Waterworld, which I found myself enjoying once the dust settled.

It was worth the hub, but not the bub.

Aren't the Razzies tonight as well?

The only independent spirit worth a damn is Slimer.