That sounds serious.

Van Damme, I wish I was your lover.

Viceland is doing a show called Flophouse.

Woody Allen was nebbishy, but there's a lot of scenes where Rust is just being socially annoying. Being the first to show up at a party, bothering a car wash cashier, walking around with a giant backpack all the time, etc.

There is a Bill Cosby reference later on that has Apatow's fingerprints on it.

When you're being attacked in a threesome like that (story of my life), it's best to not ask any unnecessary questions, other than "Do you guys have any STDs?"

After 7 episodes (no spoilers), there are a lot of scenes I'm noticing that had richer comedic potential. There's a lack of clever editing, even the filming of scenes don't really take any chances with any kind of playful shot composition.

Curd Your Rasputinasm

But the length makes sense, as DC is trying to race to catch up to what Marvel has done over the last 6 or 7 years.

This project was hatched out of The Witch's Eggers. It's been doomed to fly high, like a crane with no leggers.

The only weird thing is… isn't this just setting up the Justice League?

There's no such movie as Indiana Jones. Some nerd you are.

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"

I remember Soderbergh had some journal of his movie watching and there were a lot of viewings of Raiders in black and white.

Even the Nolan movies probably had conservatively 20 minutes of needless fluff in each movie.

Yeah, I'm not expecting much, but I kinda need to see it. I'm not sure why, because Affleck's Batman seems pretty lame. I'm perhaps most interested in the villains.

I might have a copy of Pleasantville if it was one of those things where the Blu-Ray player you bought came with 5 free movies and you had to pick one movie from each tier.

Yeah, that was down to earth. Much like Catherine Keener's fledgling eBay store.

"Whaddya got?"

I hate long movies because I always have to dehydrate myself beforehand.