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a.k.a. A View ASCU

I don't know. I didn't go into Burger King.

And every utterance of the "N" word in Huckleberry Finn was a typo.

Maybe if Penn Jillette shut up for once…

Miles Teller is the bottle of tabasco sauce on the diner table.

The Reimbursables

And America opted for the wedge salad.

Yeah, since she has to embrace her newly found PC feminist persona before people notice while she is funny—that she isn't that original

"You can fool some of the summers in San Francisco all of the time, and you can fool all of the coldest winters some of the time, but you cannot give me all liberty or give me all death all of the time. Take my schwing, please!"

I'm at the break into a hotel room to eat the French fries the overdosed guest didn't finish phase of my comedy career.

I was once in Kenya and they are huge fans of that movie.

Chocolat…. If You Leave Me Alone With Any

Ah yes, I remember his father…. Jarhead Verger.

What header pic?

Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick 100 percent of your ass!

Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown, especially if that head never gets sexually down.

The feather from Forrest Gump and the bag from American Beauty gang up on the floating scarf and beat it to death.

Gone Juan DeMarco