Michael Jordan is no Tracy Jackson.

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If it was hanging upside-down, Kristen Dunst would totally make out with that thing.

"One among the 14 new species of tarantulas, this is Aphonopelma billdukei, named after Bill Duke, since it is all black and lives in the hills near Folsom Prison."

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I've literally been everywhere.

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Daddy Longlegs Sang Bass

Note that they didn't name a species of earworm after him.

I once bit a man in Cirith Ungol/
Just to watch him vomit poison

Je Suis Paris

Remember that weird season where Lorelai was dating a mall Santa and Rory was running around with some violent all-girl street gang?

Haha, team season one Dean was an alright guy. Then, he turned into a scumbag.

I'm sorry, the correct reply was TODD LINCOLN.

I always thought Dean looked like that one guy from MadTV.

MARRY.

"Small punches, Ellie."

I have to go into my attic to fetch my college thesis that definitively proved that Logan wasn't into butt stuff.

*play

I bet he never let Rory play with his butt, though.