What's the deal with sketch comedy anyway? Why don't they hire an actual cartoonist?

You're welcome.

Having not seen it, I feel like this is a waste of their time. Maybe it's just the advertising.

Whenever they do the jumble, they make sure all the letters will spell out "jet fuel can't melt steel beams".

Also, his magic screenplay. We only hear snippets of what it is, but that's the same with his stage play at the beginning. Just a context-less ending.

"We're gonna need a bigger moat."

A sarcastic January Jones.

Men r/mars, Women r/venus

You got a smartphone? Why not both?

Although he did have an HBO special and did an appearance on Comedy Bang Bang.

Hydrogen?

"That's what I love about these episodes of Matlock, man…."

You just kinda wasted my precious time.

Tony Robbins: What if I said to you, 'You have all the power to make your life the way you want it.'

It's time to keep your appointment with the ginger man.

Just as long as Paul keeps his Wiley Wiggins in his pants.

Mr. Holland's Summer Cabin

Well, it is duck season.

Does that mean Richard Dreyfuss is Bill Maher's father?

It'll actually be called "The So Meth Thing".