One thing that is helping me sleep (when even the weed doesn’t work) is a doofus co-worker of mine who has been talking nonstop about Trump. He got his driver’s license and registered his car with a family member’s address North Carolina, so he could save money on car insurance in New York. Now the only way he can…

Pan sear it first, then slow cooker. Check with a meat thermometer.

That’s his point man, we shouldn’t be worrying about “jinxing” it, because it shouldn’t even be close. Trump and his morons are trying to talk (weasel) their way into this thing, and it doesn’t work like that, no matter how loud and annoying they are!