Sad that it took a cartoon to make me seek treatment for depression and substance abuse, but here we are. There were several dozen entirely too real moments in that show.

Cats are corpo-pomps, ferrying your mortal remains back to the earth to be recombined with other molecules to create life anew, via their digestive tract. 

Liz: He can’t be Baby Yoda! The whole timeline occurs after RotJ. I can’t believe I have to say this...

Marc Bolan died 42 years ago and he's only getting in now?! Cleveland is officially excluded from my list of places to visit now.

Revenue splitting is an interesting idea considering the league has never turned a profit.

There was a Breville ad a few years ago that featured an absolute doorknob of a rockstar chef type taking himself way too seriously while whipping up some squash soup in a blender. I instinctively hated that chef and howled with rage any time I saw the ad. Here we are, years later, and I find out it's this guy, a real…

I've known a few people that had to do that. What an absolute nightmare.

Little Owl and Pete The Cat books are far superior. Goodnight Moon is a solid fine.

President is a shitass job that only a genuine psycho would covet. As a rule, anyone who actually wants to be president should be disqualified on the grounds of psychological unsuitability.

For a not inconsiderable portion of the population marriage is as much an economic choice as an emotional one, though we're loath to admit it. Maintaining one household with two incomes (hopefully) is one of the few paths still open to build even a modest measure of wealth. Two houses for a married couple is for most…

I bet he could throw a football over those mountains.

They're so basic they'd survive a dunk in a vat of boiling acid.

POC and centrist was never going to be a winning combo in this cycle. Best of luck to him going forward.

There really needs to be a different word used to describe the unserious vanity wanks of weirdo nobodies running for office. In no meaningful way was this ever a campaign.

Facebook: We understood it was purely editorial. I mean, yeah, we knowingly paid them to feature glowing content downplaying our fucked up role in political messaging and disinformation, but you know, in an editorial way.

Nate looks like Riff Raff's lil bro.

I'm not voting for him, but honestly nothing he said is as awkward as being named Justice Namaste.

Pretty much.

They’re not playing along, inasmuch as Trump is gonna do what he’s gonna do, regardless of Iran’s actions. Anything less than public groveling can and will be spun into causus belli by an administation desperate to justify its continuing existence.

Not enough kinslaying amongst these modern royals. What I wouldn't give to see Harry brain Wills with the old scepter and orb while various wastrel hangers on viciously scrap for position after the fallout. The least you royal fucks could do is be slightly interesting.