She appropriates the hell out of Armenian or Persian ancestry, or at least 20-50% of it. And Gucci! That woman can appropriate the hell out of some Gucci. Does Gucci make a bondage harness? She’d rock one of those.

Kanye off his meds is downright scary.

Maxine Water’s ass does not rock, too much cellulite. Her husband, nonetheless, knows how to rock a board room paycheck.

I’m not exactly sure what it is about that woman’s ass that qualifies as appropriation, per se, but I’m quite sure it has been appropriated on a regular basis. There’s even a video. That ass must rock!

Yours probably can’t be cleansed, but try the spin cycle.

Is there nude, ghetto yoga? ‘Cause I might watch that.