Excuse me, those are CIVILIZED countries, unlike the US.

Alien cloning, man. They’re planting them among us.

Brazil disagrees. They’re swimming in illegal firearms and drowning in gun crime-produced corpses.

What are the CCW and handgun purchase laws in Maryland? I thought that after countless incidents and legal restrictions, lunatics switched to coyote carbines that can be bought for $500 without too much legal hassle...

With the right amount of reasoning and plain ol’ bullshit you could sell the concept of mandatory gun possession permit in America. I’ve heard about some of the ingredients here and there, plus, it’ll be fun to watch the pharmaceutical lobby and the NRA strangle each other over who gets the money in such a situation.

Yeah, and guns, and mental illness, and corn syrup too. But in case your intestine is blocking your view, we managed to fix a lot of the problems related to all of them.

“Service Guarantees Citizenship”?! That’s a quote from the fucking Starship Troopers, and the movie version at that! And that one is a pretty blatant depiction of a militarized fascist state, no ifs, no buts, no as’es!

Yep, I guess that if you asked the same people about Trump, the alter-Nazis and shit, you’d get a succinct answer along the lines of “they’re unsalvageable toxic garbage, next question”.

*only country where this is regularly reported.

It’s H1Z1, at least its PVE part before they separated the game into H1Z1: Just Survive. and H1Z1: King of the Kill. Then, Just Survive dropped the title, and H1Z1 dropped the subtitle.

That reminds me of the salsa I made for my Tortillas Heisenberg (yeah, that’s a Breaking Bad pun there). Mostly because the local slang term for meth is “feta”. So the salsa was blue cheese, feta and sour cream.

Good morning, have you slept well?

Don’t worry, the wypipos firmly do.

Is that Turd Nugget?

And Vatican spares no expense. Well, unless some genocidal whoopsie happens and they have to haul ass out of there, like archbishop Henryk Hoser did mere days before shit hit the fan back in Rwanda.

In Uganda? That’s not necessary, they planned to introduce a “kill the gays” bill years ago, “as a gift to Pope Benedict XVI”.

Which just shows how half-assed the port is. Why not use the PC mechanics of double-tapping the aim button to go into first-person ADS mode?

Oh, the alt-rightards. Now if the author was smart, he’d figure it out and mock the white out of them.

As the urban youth says, “You just got played, [INSERT_URBAN_WORD_HERE]. You just got played.”

Give him his own spy thriller franchise then. I mean, Denzel Washington got The Equalizer...