What’s a Tanegashima, those Japanese muskets they refused to accept for quite some time?

“the second you start taking their computer or screwing with them to do what you want them to do, it’s only going to make them hate you more, make them unhappy, and they could very well be worse off in the end.”

Yeah, it’s called an “office job”.

Really? Sit around, kids, uncle Mike has a story for ya.

Stormforce Tornado sounds like a self-aware power metal band name, like Dragonforce Magicland.

You just went full MacIntosh. Never go past half Sarkeesian, much less full MacIntosh.

Overwatch loot boxes drop disproportionately more credits these days.

Huh. That’s pretty tame, but it only makes the entire thing more interesting. Particularly with the owner’s personal story.

You cannot fuck the meta!
The meta will fuck you!
Maddy tried to fuck the meta,
And the meta fucked her too!

IDK, Hardlight is worth attention thanks to no damage falloff and pretty decent stability, and Sunshot does crazy shit in PVP, but apart from those, I haven’t really noticed any interesting exotic weapons. Not even Prometheus Lens.

Wow, that’s not a fake mustache?!

Zlad!

The problem was in the Burn DOT effect getting infinitely stacked.

Wow.

Hey, what can you do, the little shit looks punchable, and with examples like this running through the family someone should shove him head-first into a dumpster for educational purposes.

He will, this time he cut a better deal and is supposedly a consultant.

AGAIN?!

Come on, Destiny 2 is limping right now. PC users are pissed off because they got shafted by the old Bungie DLC trick a month after release, the DLC itself is half-baked, and PVP got wrecked because someone forgot a decimal separator, sending the daily team scrambling for a hotfix.

Oh, what I call “the moment when my hair comes alive and wreaks terror”?

No, he didn’t, and no, he didn’t. I think that his hair was dyed a tone or two lighter for the series, though.