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After hanging out in a bath containing ecstasy, the animals moved to a chamber with three rooms to pick from: a central room, one containing a male octopus and another containing a toy. This is a setup frequently used in mice studies.

Do you say that because of its size, orcas of it's shape?

This could be the start of a new (D-List) celebrity trend! I mean, I’d definitely buy Sarah Palin’s tears or Barbeque Becky’s. Or Melanie Trump’s.

“a better husband” ....???

Wilmer seems to leave a path of destruction everywhere he goes, so good on him if he’s helping her but...

When asked about thse concerns, Mr. Musk stated “Pedo”, and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

The state finally delivered a bigger dumpster this a.m. to haul the whale to a composting site for an autopsy.

My very young sister-in-law (18) once very memorably said to me, “The best day of my life, after I get married and have a baby, will be the day I see Maroon 5 in concert.” My greatest show of restraint ever was not laughing after she said this to me very seriously. She actually did see them the other year, I keep

I don’t have my manager’s card, I mean I don’t have his number, I mean I can’t give out his number, I mean I don’t know who my manager is.... I mean.... SECURITY!! This bad lady is asking hard questions and making me confused. Please send her to jail, for being... assertive and expecting service and respect.

In astronomical terms, ‘Earth-like’ is used very broadly, up to including any terrestrial planet. Exact copies of Venus or Mars, if found in another star system, would be considered ‘Earth-like’. Planets that closely resemble Earth are called ‘Earth-analogs’.

I saw them in concert in like 2001, they opened for John Mayer, and I didn’t know who they were. I’m fairly embarrassed to admit I went to this concert.

Parking on a hill, or the incredibly tiny chance, vastly blown out of proportion by the commenters here, that you will park on a tiny incline and not notice, your parking pin will fail, and your car will roll into a nuclear missile silo, unintentionally launching a nuke at Moscow and starting WW3.

This is why populations decline. We reach a level of prosperity where all the handbrakes disappear, girls stop being impressed with sweet handbrake turns, and pretty soon we go extinct as a species.

Have you see The Staircase? You can DIE! Just be glad there were no owls or eccentric writers nearby.

Firing up the star forge.

When I said that all the UFO sightings in the 1990's were just experimental aircraft tests and drones everyone scoffed so believe me when I tell you that this thing we are seeing is just the Empire testing its new super-weapon and that it happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away and there is nothing to be

“Scientists confirm large red glow is growing in size, Star appears to be travelling towards us”

Ron Howard Voice over - “They didn’t.”

Is the potential suspect an alien?  Cause that’s the only answer I’m accepting currently regarding this vague explanation.  And yes I would spring for more security too if aliens were posing a threat.  Not that it’ll matter as they will simply erase your memory and the recording.

This plane was designed and built for “Mission Impossible 7 (?): Tom Cruise in Space”
He sneaks aboard the plane just before liftoff to save the girl/stop the dirty bomb, but then realizes he’s in the wrong half! He has to transfer from one fuselage to the other, outside, in flight, without a parachute.