Do you say that because of its size, orcas of it's shape?

This could be the start of a new (D-List) celebrity trend! I mean, I’d definitely buy Sarah Palin’s tears or Barbeque Becky’s. Or Melanie Trump’s.

“a better husband” ....???

Wilmer seems to leave a path of destruction everywhere he goes, so good on him if he’s helping her but...

My very young sister-in-law (18) once very memorably said to me, “The best day of my life, after I get married and have a baby, will be the day I see Maroon 5 in concert.” My greatest show of restraint ever was not laughing after she said this to me very seriously. She actually did see them the other year, I keep…

Helloooo. I’m Wirru, the cosplayer in the photos.

I don’t have my manager’s card, I mean I don’t have his number, I mean I can’t give out his number, I mean I don’t know who my manager is.... I mean.... SECURITY!! This bad lady is asking hard questions and making me confused. Please send her to jail, for being... assertive and expecting service and respect.

I saw them in concert in like 2001, they opened for John Mayer, and I didn’t know who they were. I’m fairly embarrassed to admit I went to this concert.

Parking on a hill, or the incredibly tiny chance, vastly blown out of proportion by the commenters here, that you will park on a tiny incline and not notice, your parking pin will fail, and your car will roll into a nuclear missile silo, unintentionally launching a nuke at Moscow and starting WW3.

This is why populations decline. We reach a level of prosperity where all the handbrakes disappear, girls stop being impressed with sweet handbrake turns, and pretty soon we go extinct as a species.

Have you see The Staircase? You can DIE! Just be glad there were no owls or eccentric writers nearby.

lol, “unwrapped”, I hope this movie is similarly full of puns.

Hahaha! I just posted Lenny and his scarf in a reply on Facebook last weekend! Sorry, Lenny!

that’s exactly why we’re subjected to these articles. it’s a cry for help. 

I believe that this is a thinly disguised pictorial of David Tracy’s future.

I feel like this is the equivalent of me leaving 30 tabs open on chrome thinking I’ll get to them later but on a more impressive scale.

Hey Jared, I have an idea for a new shirt:

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

This plane was designed and built for “Mission Impossible 7 (?): Tom Cruise in Space”
He sneaks aboard the plane just before liftoff to save the girl/stop the dirty bomb, but then realizes he’s in the wrong half! He has to transfer from one fuselage to the other, outside, in flight, without a parachute.