‘make me feel’ = one part early gaga, two parts prince, and ten parts goddamned sorcery

Justin Timberlake: *Making Filthy* Something sexy, truly unique, ....2018 but Prince-like..Yeah!

Come on, now. We’ve all got a half-dozen or so talented and gorgeous daughters and have produced some of the greatest releases in the history of recorded music. Hell, I’m even writing this from my palatial estate that all of us have and oh my I just remembered I’m Quincy Jones and maybe that’s why this is so…

I’m not even bothered by the negative review, people are allowed to not enjoy things. I just didn’t need to know every damn thing that happened in the movie to get her point.

Here to say this. Had to stop reading partway through when I realized how spoiler-heavy this was. WTF?!?

I am just angry that I was forced to briefly imagine Adam Levine’s toes.

Chevy says he fired back, “If I were a lot younger I’d bust your nose” ... then one of ‘em got out and kicked him in the shoulder so hard he went to the ground.

I’ll be the one to say it, baby feet are already weird and those toes are so damn long.

Canadian Disaster’s Rank!:

I’m so confused by that mustache. I want to say it’s a Wisconsin mustache, but this man is not fat enough to be from Wisconsin. It’s the uncanny valley of Wisconsin man in the Olympics, and I don’t like it one bit.

You laugh but we’re not going to let these guys back into the country.

Ladies and gentleman, that is the conclusion of overtime. The gold medal will now be decided by a shootout.

I don’t care what y’all say, Star Trek Beyond was good Trek and the Sabotage space battle ruled (and the effects were gorgeous).

Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.

If you are a prince of Monaco who can pay full tuition and hire PhD ghost writers for applications and coursework and the only US university that will take you is Western Carolina University, something is seriously wrong. Also “attended business school in France” but got his BA in hicksville USA unknown university? …

Well, he DOES like women.

good lord

Mixed feelings because I love him but I also love her and want her to be happy and she deserves someone as good as MBJ. I’m married* though, so I guess she should go for it.