One ended up in Sacramento.
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1 of them spontaneously combusted, but it’s rude to talk about that sort of thing
Wanna hear my judgmental inner thoughts? Of course you do. Yesterday, I was all “Oh boy, Amy. Slow down. No need to rush things.” Then today I’m all, “You see, it’s a bad sign it took Justin and Jen so long to get hitched.” Although, I googled it and they started dating in 2011 and married in 2015 so actually it…
Gwyniston sounds like the Market town in a lesser Brontë novel. “Thus the kitchen maids went to Gwyniston in a handsome coach kindly provided by Lord Anniston Paltrow, where they obtained two handsome guinea fowl that served as our supper.”
A friend of mine told me he’s getting divorced and he and his wife have been separated for a year. They’ve been married a little longer than Theroux and Aniston.
he made his way across the country in a “big rig” before being dropped off by a “McDonald’s near a tall building” Monday night.
I like dogs. I am also horribly allergic to your dogs. Please stop bringing them on the train. To the laundromat. To the Grocery store. To restaurants. To pretty much everywhere that isn’t outside. if you can’t run errands or eat lunch without your fucking dog, you have a mental problem.
“I need to succeed so she can succeed.” What a powerful message to send to kids about supporting each other. I can’t wait to see this.
Guy was an o-line coach, of course he moved folks out of the way for the benefit of the team.
It’s overwhelmingly sad that teachers have to become bodyguards at schools.
I want a fucking parade for this guy.
I’m not crying at my desk...You’re crying at my desk!
Aidan was soooo boring though. Just a lump of boringness with a dog. She should’ve stayed for the dog, but she didn’t even like poor Pete. Carrie really was the worst. But Aidan was still a snoozefest.
Jim Jones is a hero.
Bravo to both artists!