If you illuminated your household Christmas tree with candles, you’d want the branches to be a bit sparse too.
Here you go:
The canon explanation should be that Kylo Ren is an epic nard who was posing shirtless in his room for hours just in case Rey called.
Princip Harkle of Wales is the official title, fyi.
Oh GROSS they look so in love and happy, ugh. Yuuuuuck.
I don’t know if he’s a good person, but Mark Ruffalo’s got good taste in shirts.
I honestly thought that one scene of them looking at Chewie in horror as he’s about to eat one of their own as the funniest part of the movie if only for the fact that he feels really guilty about it.
I’d sue too if someone said my music sounded like Justin Bieber’s.
Streep graduated from Yale in 1975, worked on the NY stage in the same year, and had her first Tony nomination in 1976. First Oscar nomination in 1978, first win in 1979...which is the same year the Weinstein brothers founded Miramax -as a film distributorship.
Salling should get a fuck of a lot more than four years in prison. IIRC they caught him with pornography of children YOUNGER THAN THREE. 50,000 images! He is an accessory to the assault of every single child depicted in those images. Child porn is not a victimless crime.
I feel like you missed the best one, where Poe Dameron, dashing space flyboy, pulls a mutiny on the cold and frigid new commander who’s obviously not as a good a choice as him in his own mind, and it turns out he’s the asshole, not the hero.
In my head-canon that was Luuke, an evil clone. Luke Skywalker would never do such a thing.
I accidentally pushed Diddy out of a packed elevator and was only aware of it when someone next to me told me it was him. I just responded smushed up next to everyone else, “he didn’t fit”. I enjoy that memory more in retrospect.
I’m not sure what the “best” way of getting rid of him is, but at this point I’d be satisfied if Big Bird sat on him and suffocated him to death. A humiliating end for a humiliating chapter of our presidential history.
It needs longer legs.
I’ve said it before but I especially hate the Father Of A Daughter line. Fuck you. Either you care about this because you’re a decent human being, or you don’t. I don’t have a daughter. I have a son. And I’d argue that as a woman who’s been sexually assaulted, I care more about raising him to properly respect others…