They should just build their own.

If you illuminated your household Christmas tree with candles, you’d want the branches to be a bit sparse too.

Here you go:

Princip Harkle of Wales is the official title, fyi.

Oh GROSS they look so in love and happy, ugh. Yuuuuuck.

I don’t know if he’s a good person, but Mark Ruffalo’s got good taste in shirts.

I honestly thought that one scene of them looking at Chewie in horror as he’s about to eat one of their own as the funniest part of the movie if only for the fact that he feels really guilty about it.

I’d sue too if someone said my music sounded like Justin Bieber’s.

Streep graduated from Yale in 1975, worked on the NY stage in the same year, and had her first Tony nomination in 1976. First Oscar nomination in 1978, first win in 1979...which is the same year the Weinstein brothers founded Miramax -as a film distributorship.

Salling should get a fuck of a lot more than four years in prison. IIRC they caught him with pornography of children YOUNGER THAN THREE. 50,000 images! He is an accessory to the assault of every single child depicted in those images. Child porn is not a victimless crime.

I feel like you missed the best one, where Poe Dameron, dashing space flyboy, pulls a mutiny on the cold and frigid new commander who’s obviously not as a good a choice as him in his own mind, and it turns out he’s the asshole, not the hero.

I accidentally pushed Diddy out of a packed elevator and was only aware of it when someone next to me told me it was him. I just responded smushed up next to everyone else, “he didn’t fit”. I enjoy that memory more in retrospect.

I’m not sure what the “best” way of getting rid of him is, but at this point I’d be satisfied if Big Bird sat on him and suffocated him to death. A humiliating end for a humiliating chapter of our presidential history.

i’m a little personally devastated because i’m getting married on May 5th and I was praying to all of the dead people I love that I’d get to pre-game my own wedding by watching Meghan make Harry the luckiest man in England. Alas, it’s probably better that I don’t force myself and my entire bridal party to be awake at…

It needs longer legs.

I’ve said it before but I especially hate the Father Of A Daughter line. Fuck you. Either you care about this because you’re a decent human being, or you don’t. I don’t have a daughter. I have a son. And I’d argue that as a woman who’s been sexually assaulted, I care more about raising him to properly respect others…

I was thinking more like this:

In October I participated in historical reenactment for a Halloween event in which I had to wear a hoopskirt for my costume and I loved it. I’ve always loved the 1850s/60s era style dresses but that hoopskirt gave me my own physical bubble of space and I started discussing how men hated the “crinoline” fashion because…