I’ve actually grown to really like the Gmail updates of late. I don’t seem to have any speed issues although I am usually on fast connections and just leave the tab open indefinitely. As long as they keep the updates helpful and gentle I am for it. 

Maybe they can continue making changes until it’s just Inbox? Please? 

Trying to take a quiet dump at your new girl/boyfriend’s place.  That’s the loudest sound in the universe, these supposed ‘scientists’ are all wrong.  

The voices in my head. Next.