Trust me, many millennials ARE going to have a hard time dealing with old age.

She expressly told Thoros that she can’t do that. Maybe not like he does...

You’ve never been face-to-face with hypothermia-inducing water, have you?

Um. After Sansa waded in ice-cold water and jumped 30 feet into a snowdrift, this isn’t the time to be seeing her as whiny.

Thank Ned for that.

It’s worse when you know that in the books, you actually get a chapter from the bodyguard’s Point of View.

She may be seeing the Sand Snakes, who have Oberyn’s blood, as continuing the line. Here’s the problem, though: Logically, Dorne wouldn’t see it that way. Yes, Dorne is much less uptight than the rest of Westeros on noble protocol(see the female rule thing), but as the whole “Sand” last name proves...even they see…

Americans have really got to realize that their short attention spans are a weakness, not a strength.

Okay, I was admittedly a bit harsh.

This is what I feared. I realized how poignant of a scene it was. I also realized what the popular reaction would be.

You watched Game of Thrones with a child.

The pity that this was intended to evoke is kind of undercut by the mega-hottie walking out with him.

(Why are we even talking?)

“I really don’t have to prove much”

“How often have you done business in the East”

.....Rednecks?

Look on the bright side, guys!

....Think this would somehow make the average Jalopnik commentator smarter?

“but I have owned several restaurants and nightclubs”

Translation: “Your opinion is wrong and dumb...because I say its wrong and dumb!”