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$2.5 million sounds like bupkis divided among 11,850 doctors - and in fact, from the source article, that’s exactly what happened. A few gynecologists got >$100k and the rest got at most a lunch.

Apropos of nothing... GOP naming schemes are so thirsty and tryhard it’s almost adorable. Like, the “House Freedom Caucus” might as well be called “House 12 Inch Penis Caucus”.

I wanted my Shadowrun with elves and orcs and dragons, please.

All those words that have little green lines under them in the article are known as “sources”. That’s where news comes from. ”Nu-uh” is not a legitimate counter-point.

She’s just sticking around a while to prove she didn’t quit cause of the press dinner smokey eye insults and the restaurant humiliation thing. But she is.

Sad Sack Sarah’s new possible jobs; answering the phone for an insurance company so she can deny claims, working at the DMV so she can tell you you don’t have the correct ID points, or bussing tables at the Red Hen.

Cheated. Sabotaged his sobriety. Emotionally abused him. Cost him work. Mocked Michael Jackson. Gave him a marriage ultimatum. Led him on about getting married. Joined a competing satirical Velvet Underground tribute bound and sniped all the potential Pizza Underground mitzvah and wedding jobs. Greeted him only by

And the fact that the unarmed person wrongly killed was a white woman clearly had something to do about it. I didn't hear any right wing ghouls speculating on her behavior or dissecting her past either. And this is, absolutely a horrible tragedy and I'm glad that her family has the means and ability to follow through

To be fair, officers carrying guns is routine in most of Europe, Canada and Australia. And somehow there aren’t nearly as many incidents of police shooting innocent civilians as we see in the U.S.

He’s not masturbating.

See, the funny thing is, resigning would actually give some of these people a boost. Better late than never and all that. Holding your ground for working under the Nazis *should* be career suicide, but saying “holy shit, okay, I’m finally getting out” at least gets a golf clap. You’re not special for finally wising

I really don’t care, do you? 

The ghost of an unvaccinated child would slam the piano into a wall, or into her empty head. Poltergeists created by murder tend to be cranky that way.

This is getting downright creepy! Dun Dun Dun!

Baby just died of whooping cough in berdoo. Paper says we’re in for a five-yearly outbreak.

As the mother of a child on the autism spectrum, she pisses me off so very much. There were things that my child did before he was born that showed autism. He gets stuck on “there is only one way to do things” and his was to be born like a scene out of Alien. 

Thank you for that, it’s been a rough day

No such thing as ghosts. I have heard though that unvaccinated children are granted superpowers as a reward for living correctly so it was definitely just a child with the power of invisibility.

I love you