Now more than ever I miss that old Gawker feature where you could caption the pictures. Because so many of these trump photos are just screaming for a caption. This one looks like, “I can’t believe I only got one scoop of ice cream.”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

100% agree on this - at any point he wants to, Putin can simply come clean about what they did and throw us into even further chaos.

Eric is smart enough to keep his mouth shut, except I guess when he breathes

Russia probably didn’t want this kept quiet. Influence an election to get someone in then have it come out that they have done it to destabalise said government sounds like a double win to me. Putin maybe the ultimate Bond villan but he knows exactly what he is doing unlike Trump.

Another rule: all teams that play in the Badlands are called the Browns. Hockey, base ball, whatever. They are the Browns. Browns vs. Browns. Fans are forced to wear brown at the stadium.

seriously, if the driver can’t turn away for a second or five from the task of driving lest he or she dies or commits mass homicide using his or her car, what exactly is the point of these autonomous or semi-autonomous things?

Drivers are taking their eyes off the road without concerns because they bought a system that says it drives for them.

I wish they’d stop calling it “Sensitivity Training”. I don’t need someone to be”sensitive” with me, and hold my hand or coddle my feelings. And imo that’s what these trainings come off sounding like. Perhaps changing it to “Lessons In How To Be A Goddamn Decent Human Being” or something?

This is like dipshit hipster politics. “Pssh, I knew the government was corrupt WAY before you. Get with it.”

Jasper becomes Eli from “The Book of Eli”.

Argh! I loved it! I love that the humor was stupid funny without making them bad at their jobs or falling into too many tropes. So many great characters!

Title of this cancellation’s sex tape. :(

This is neither “noice” nor “tight”.  Terry does not love this news.

As a middle-aged attorney, I have seen this a lot: former hot-shot lawyer turns into senile attorney who refuses to retire.

+2

More like Pooperintendent amirite

It’s simple. His district doesn’t have a phantom pooper problem, therefore his district is outperforming its peers, justifying his generous salary.

That and we need to just accept that Kanye is not a well man. He exhibits so many signs of mental illness and that makes it so easy for people to feed him misinformation. It also makes it easy for him to be used as a mouthpiece for the whitewashed opinions of history.

Would a bread bowl be considered a soup sandwich......?