Just to remind you who YOU are, too:

Just because there’s a rumor about a friend, doesn’t mean you believe it.

Maybe use the evening to showcase good teams. Guess if you are bad team, you won’t get the prime exposure, except when playing a good team. It might give you an incentive to get better.

This is a bullshit misinterpretation of Paul’s position, and frankly, it shows just how dishonest you libs are.

the two “had been known to have ‘heated discussions’ about health care.”

I love your work, Diana. Enough to try to keep my stupid puns out of your comment section. And I’m neither a journalism or legal authority, but I wanted to weigh in.

Today, in “how to get sued 101"

Good question - usually a person would be in high security, but I don’t think it necessarily means they’re automatically in solitary/individual confinement. Usually that happens when they’re determined to be a threat to themselves or others, or are at personal risk.

If only the Confederates had been allowed to enslave human beings a little bit that whole Civil War thing could have been avoided.

The NYPD says that the only shots fired were from police; the suspect had an “imitation firearm” but not the real thing (now reporting that it was a BB gun and a paintball gun). Multiple reports confirm the suspect is live and in custody and at the hospital. Hopefully his sorry ass survives so he can be prosecuted to…

Many years ago, I was riding a crowded subway home from work during rush hour. An old scruffy fellow standing in the aisle starts loudly reading from his Bible as though he’s preaching in church. Everyone rolls their eyes, turns up the volume on their headphones, tries to ignore preacherman. But preacherman will not…

Tears. Killed me dead. And a firm commitment to sing harmony if we are ever stuck in this position.

“... IF you’re offended ...” Remember, they always want to leave room for those who actually liked the racism.

It’s pretty obvious that Orlandu7 doesn’t have kids, isn’t it?

I think if I ever came over someone’s house and saw one of these in their homes, I would act like Wilford Brimley’s character in The Thing where he just took a goddamn axe to everything around him.

You joke, but this is a godsend for those of us trapped under a pile of fallen newspapers.

“I learned it from you, Adrian Peterson! I learned it from you!”

Birthday party from Signs is my nomination.

This is cruel and terrible but I can’t envision Mainers taunting sounding like anything but this:

To be honest, statements like this bug me (but not because “Not ALL men wah wahh wahhhh”) but rather because, to me, this makes it sound like trash is the default- what we should EXPECT, and that takes the burden off them to do better. It allows them to be all, “Meh, what do you want from me? I’m trash!”