I love making big long sonorous burps. Ripping out a long, loud one from the depths gives me a real sense of satisfaction & dare I say- pride?

So this one will only be funny to the people who play or played World of Warcraft. I apologize in advance for losing everyone else. The victim of this prank was my guild leader of many years. As one of her most trusted friends, I was given the password to her account while she was on vacation, in case anything needed…

But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus. 

It’s all about those foxes and hedgehogs.

Marshmallow fondant is the superior fondant choice.  Publix bakeries used to make Easter cakes that were shaped like eggs, and had marshmallow fondant, and they were the best.  That being said, I don’t think I’ve ever had any other kind of fondant, because I tend to use buttercream or cream cheese frosting for…

You are attributing a quote from Rep. Ayanna Pressley to Rep. Tlaib, if I’m not mistaken.

Tlaib asked Cohen, “Would you agree that someone could deny rental units to African-Americans, lead the birther movement, refer to the diaspora as ‘shithole countries,’ and refer to white supremacists as ‘fine people,’ have a black friend and still be racist?” He responded, “Yes.”

I mean, say what you will about Elizabeth Holmes, but my god is she an amazing pioneer in the field of gender equality for massive corporate con-jobs. 

Sounds like someone’s got a case of the Mondays.

I don’t know why.......... but this story made me think of “Take it Easy” by The Eagles:

Regardless of what I use to read jezebel (chrome, Firefox, safari, etc.), imbedded instagram pictures never appear. Can you link to the original posts instead of the E article I was forced to read to see this monstrosity? I’d rather keep my traffic level to sites like that down.

I don’t know if this counts as a board game; there’s not really a board, but my favorite is Bang. The dice game, not the card game. The card game is not nearly as fun.

It’s a weird spaghetti western, and it’s a great party game.

I don’t know if this counts as a board game; there’s not really a board, but my favorite is Bang. The dice game, not…

By Philip K Dick

Do Gynoids Dream of Elective Skeet?

IMHO one of the very rare TRUE Christians in television.

I know the one twitter poster is joking about Coming in 2019: Saving Private Rachel, but I would actually love to see Saving Private Benjamin, starring Goldie Hawn.

First Jesse Williams and now Jason Momoa. Is there any bae out there?

Voluspa, all the way. I never understood the fuss about candles until someone game me a gift set years ago. Natural, amazing scents that perfume the air and last forever- I love them all.

Voluspa, all the way. I never understood the fuss about candles until someone game me a gift set years ago. Natural,…

So glad to see this discussion!

Canadian Jezzies, it was a good week