I wonder how it's doing in Nigeria.

Let's send everyone over 60 or who doesn't know how or can't use a computer to a Torchwood style overflow camp and we can get rid of the USPS even faster. What are you (the author) 22? Can you even conceptualize a world where not everyone is connected? USPS's issues are burdensome health care and pension obligations…

Newton was ALL Scully (Mr. Sugarwater) it got spun off as a separate company just before Steve came back and killed it, which was kind of sad because by the time the Newton2000 came out it was pretty damn good compared to WinCE devices (I still have mine - it still works, and boots up to where it left off when I last…

$400-500 to have an infected molar extracted with no dental insurance, 5000k for the PREP work of having an implant post put in - insurance covers MAYBE 500 of that with a $1500/yr cap. Most Americans can't afford a $1000 emergency without going into debt slavery at a paycheck cashing place...

MacMiniMax? 2 PCI Express slots, better airflow to allow for an i7, something better than the appliance like mini and iMac but not a 42lb minifridge shaped behemoth...

Not all apes - but chimps get more violent and unpredictable as they get older. I think it'd be a blast working with Koko, other than her fascination with checking out women's boobs.

Simpsons did it. (some guy @ my HS did this a few weeks before graduation, blew himself up and destroyed the houses on either side. 30 years ago. PS: I'm old, get off my lawn.)

Either horribly annoying (Carly Fiorina) or unethical (google "HP code purple lawsuit") Their WebOS "appstore" is a veritable ghost town, and it doesn't seem like developers are fighting over the chance to write for it.

Why is Jan trapped inside a giant FlowerPower iMac?

@dgkz0idberg: the blue and green ones are, as are many new uses, but point taken, I should have read more carefully before replying.

The laser. Look around you and try to find something that it hasn't at least peripherally touched: Eye surgery, brain surgery, your DVD/BD player, your computer, your game system, most of the objects around you (either directly or during the design process) Something that used to be a large toolbox sized curiosity in…

@RT100: elevator padding