Paul: I believe we're thinking the same thing. Let's give it another shot…
Congress: Yeah. We should end it.
Paul: …to the head. Kill it. Yes.

They're both my favorites, Conan for taking risks with a conventional show (be it the remotes, those really absurd sketches or giving space to underground stand-up comedians), Colbert because The Report might be the biggest accomplishment ever of late-night TV. But The Late Show could become unstoppable with some…

Is it possible to date the ship doctor? And if so, can we AV Club readers get an "How to date Lexi" article on the "You May Like" section?

Bill Burr once talked on his podcast about why he likes going on Conan the most: he lets the guests do and say whatever they want, it doesn't matter if the interview works out fine or goes completely off the rails.

I was losing it when he left that single pin on the left and proceeded to the ones on the right, to the point I just started mumbling "please don't forget that one" over and over. OCD is "fun".

Wouldn't be surprising. Even though they have been in production for 5 years, everything I've seen so far feels like it was thrown together in a rush this last couple months.

That "Sorry, my face is tired from dealing with… everything" while staying emotionless seems to encapsulate everything that is wrong and hilarious about the non-combat part of the game. The original trilogy has some clunky animations and infuriating bugs here and there, but the story is solid and entertaining (ME2 is…

I would include You Don't Mess with the Zohan on that list. He was already in the "I'm too rich and lazy for something original" and then pulls something that fits in his "golden age" ('94 to '99). Sure, having Appatow and Smigel co-writing might have helped.

DATS WHAT I TAWT!

I'm not even gonna touch the obvious Auschwitz joke, since it would be in bad taste.

"I used to do balloon animals for the boys, but it got ridiculous."

Wasn't expecting that twist, although the director's commentary was setting off some alarms. 12 Days of Christine is still my favorite by far, but I've yet to watch anything from season 3 (heard good things about The Bill).

Yes, it's so damn dark, there's a joke about epilepsy in it that made my jaw drop before laughing like a maniac. And do you want a Bates-like relation between son and mother? Or a failed amputated clown? Or a plush toys' hoarder? Or a dwarf actor with super-powers? Or Dawn French treating a baby doll as her child? Or…

Probably the only person here that remembers him as Tealeaf from Psychoville. He was great in that as well.

Lil' bit late to the party, but anyone else caught the cameo by German UN Ambassador Hans Beinholtz as the numismatic guy sitting with Ian McShane? I kept waiting for him to face John Wick and go on a Herzog-esque monologue about the nature of death, but not even a word.

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Now I'm imagining a BoJack Horseman-House of Cards crossover, with Frank really upset that a dog is running for Governor of California.

No, you're not. Claire acknowledging the viewer gave me the chills, and I'm really interested to figure where they will go with the show, now that the Underwoods seem to be synchronized.

They'll be forgiven if in next year's In Memoriam they include The Masturbating Bear.

Yet when he needed to go full method for the character, Brie Larson filled a restraining order.