For like 2 days there were talks and op-eds about a possible Oscar nomination of Scarlett Johansson for Best (Lead? Supporting?) Actress, and that ended with "no way, it's just her voice".

No me gusta la arena. Es gruesa, áspera e irritante y llega a todas partes.

Exactly what I was thinking, a backstory of Ms. Perkins would be awesome.

Not that much you don't, if you managed to write that comment.

The tale of Jim Jefferies taking his disabled best friend to an australian brothel so he could get laid for the first time ever before losing total control of his body and/or dying is probably my favorite stand-up routine ever, Good on him for taking down the british asshole.

Here's an update:

If only Kyle Shanahan had used candles and oils on himself to recover good playcalling…

We're doing this again? *sigh*

But can they predict the end of the Patriots' dynasty? Seriously, my stomach hurts as much today as it did the day after Trump was elected, and the fact that both of those things are connected doesn't make it any better.

Just to be clear, Christmas is over but it's still not okay to make fun of I, Robot.

Oh no, poor Sean Clements.

Here's another idea: Savannah, Georgia's Scottrick Auks and PFT singing the Cantina Song for the entire 15 minutes.

Maslany as the Doctor and Bruun as the companion. I would actually start watching the show religiously.

There's a recent non-political ep with "Casey Affleck" and "Viggo Mortensen" as guests, and it's great.

And it was her birthday, if I remember correctly.

For some reason just yesterday I started thinking about some sort of Ollivander's but for mass murderers instead of wizards, with shelfs and shelfs of all kinds of weapons designed for each crime. Then I imagined John Hurt's voice saying "It's really the weapon that chooses the killer, of course". Now I feel slightly…

Enlightening trivia: best movie of the decade so far.

NOW there's something I would like to wat— nop, still too much Dane Cook.

And if these details are not bad enough for someone, just remember we're talking about a show that casted Dane Cook.

David Cross goes on a rant.