The reading comprehension ability in this comment section makes me die a little inside...

Dont forget his son, Lil Uzi ‘Nissan’ Vert

Might want to unplug your fax machine right the hell now.

A multinational stealing a guy’s name. That’s...

I heard it was Glock Colt.

What wasn’t mentioned is that Uzi Nissan isn’t his real birth name. He changed it. His real name is AK47 Datsun.

The latter lead to the former...

I had a ‘96 Micra with a 1.0, CVT and a total of just over £100 of tyres fitted to it. Once I learned to push past the point where the steering wheel tells you there’s no more grip (hint: it lies but you don’t get a 2nd warning) I could get it sideways without using the brakes.

I have no idea why, but The Sickness makes me want to see this thing spattered in mud and grime, starring as the heavy’s vehicle in a Blade Runner-style post-cataclysm sci-fi future movie.

The Neo became the J30. All the cues are there. And as proof that someone is wearing rose-colored glasses, nobody remembered the J30.

damp stools

Important lessons:

Driving with 3 degrees of freedom is the number one, non-health related cause of death yet somehow people think driving with 6 degrees of freedom is the future. 

Most asshats can barely drive a regular car! Flying cars? No thank you.

The impact to the population will be huge!

only 2 years away from full production, people!