I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring…

I’m amazed at how many 80s and 90s kids have just now discovered that the stuff they watched religiously as kids was, for the most part, absolute and total garbage.

‘It is the laziest shit ever made.’

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

“Western Pennsylvania cracker plant”

browns fan here: i actually was rooting for the browns to lose that game, just because the steelers missing the playoffs meant so much more to me than the browns finishing with a winning record.

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for…

Liberté, égalité, fraternité, défaite! 

This picture needs to be included in every Cleveland Browns post. 

Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of 6 and 10. That is your ceiling, you forgotten, burning river town in Hell. When the beating from the Jets sets up a beating by the Rams, there’s no light at the end of the tunnel when the Ravens come.

I know! Talk about burying the lede.

I think “Chad” might also be “Bucket”.

We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

Solar Dog rocks!

The commercial in the comments is AMAZING

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

I think Broncos got a telling off from NFL suits for letting Newton come out walking from that game... and a licence to finish off the job in first game of next season.

After spending a week in Dewey Beach, DE with suspect weather, I’m convinced that Redskins fans make up about 93% of the U.S. sweat pants market.