At least Gillibrand isn’t eating vanilla ice cream, though she may as well be. ANY politician who eats a corn dog near a camera is nuts. I’m kinda sad that you didn’t include a photo of John Delaney enjoying the giant slide. Whee!

Ip address tracing and a couple of other methods, I think kotaku had an article on it before 

While I generally agree, that isn’t always possible. For small towns and suburbs it can work pretty well. But for large suburbs and cities it becomes a numbers game.

Because maybe those of us with careers, wives, mortgages, children, etc. would still like to have fun playing a video game every once and a while, without having to commit to an extensive training regiment.

The goddamn FedEx Field poet laureate.

Ok Matt may have the best submission I’ve ever seen.

Dodged a bullet when I was 7 and came home from a trip to the store with my mom excited to show my dad a Mark Rypien jersey I bought with my birthday money. He asked why the hell I’d buy a Rypien jersey, I told him that they won the Super Bowl so they’re my favorite team and he explained that bandwagoning was dumb,…

The fact that someone hasn’t punched Danny Boy in the face by now seems like a miss. Like, if you’re near him, just punch him. Seems pretty straightforward.

After spending a week in Dewey Beach, DE with suspect weather, I’m convinced that Redskins fans make up about 93% of the U.S. sweat pants market. 

Holy shit. This may be the darkest, most depressing entry in the history of this series:

+1 dead horse, beaten

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

LeSean McCoy is still running

Anyone talking about Dark makes me happy. The show feels criminally underappreciated and I too have always pitched it to people as “German Stranger Things but better”.

I would argue at least half of Batman’s Rouges Gallery is nicer than Richie Incognito. 

No, Mike, you can’t. But you also don’t have to turn your locker room into goddamned Arkham, either.

Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.

Sometimes I read these and think “Wow, Magary’s really funny. He made all these jokes and exaggerations about the Ravens/Bears/Seahawks/Whoever. He’s so clever, that Drew. Ha ha ha ... so, so funny. Deadspin is really lucky to have him. Guffaw”

Gruden is so successful in failure that he’s gonna be hired by the Trump Administration pretty soon.

Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough.