Holy shit. This may be the darkest, most depressing entry in the history of this series:

+1 dead horse, beaten

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

I officially nominate Brian for a Pulitzer on climate reporting:

LeSean McCoy is still running

When someone is nice to you in Philadelphia that’s when you know something has gone horribly wrong. 

I’m a Lions fan who has now lived in the Philadelphia area for over 20 years. The last time the Lions played here (in the middle of a fucking blizzard in 2013) the Eagles fans in the section I was sitting in didn’t bother to even heckle me, THEY BOUGHT ME A SYMPATHY BEER

My man ZMF got engaged. He found love and told the Lions to fuck off out of his life forever.

Reading this article is probably the happiest I’ll be during this Lions season. Imagine being the fan of a franchise and the happiest you know you’ll be during the entire football season is reading a Drew Magary piece in freakin’ July.

They’re basically the Jeff Fisher of organizations at this point.

Anyone talking about Dark makes me happy. The show feels criminally underappreciated and I too have always pitched it to people as “German Stranger Things but better”.

It’ll also lack Rutger Hauer... :-(

Stuffed animal idea is a good idea.

I think that WaPo article should be required reading for everyone.

I would argue at least half of Batman’s Rouges Gallery is nicer than Richie Incognito. 

No, Mike, you can’t. But you also don’t have to turn your locker room into goddamned Arkham, either.

Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.

Sometimes I read these and think “Wow, Magary’s really funny. He made all these jokes and exaggerations about the Ravens/Bears/Seahawks/Whoever. He’s so clever, that Drew. Ha ha ha ... so, so funny. Deadspin is really lucky to have him. Guffaw”

Gruden is so successful in failure that he’s gonna be hired by the Trump Administration pretty soon.

Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough.