If this trend continues, expect Ted Cruz and Retta to find themselves in Twitter beef next.

in football (yes 80 % of the world calls it that) that’s like 100 years old, is one over the threshold, in southamerica or europe, he wouldn’t be playing anymore, and even if he did, would be on no names teams like the ones on the MLS unfortunately

I know it’s regarding climate change instead of abortion, but I had to send this your way, Esther:

Obvious but I’ll say it anyway: Junior’s “hunting” and killing large wild animals is another expression of the same thirsty insecurity. He’s much smaller in every way than he tries to appear.

Slightly of the topic. Can’t help myself... 

“Similarly, Faustin says her training sessions can sometimes turn into therapy sessions”

McCain shot back, “Well, my father couldn’t lift me above his head as a child because of his torture wounds.”

The White House blocked the House Oversight Committee’s request that Kellyanne Conway testify before Congress regarding allegations that she violated the Hatch Act

She’s basically Josef Mengele.

Because killing colored babies is doing the work for white America and gets a pass.

WHAT?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? How is she not under the jail? How did she get to just come back here? How is her “medical facility” still operating. This chick only has a HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA. That’s less than nothing when it comes to administering to sick patients. 

I can’t imagine Jared calling Melania a FLILF. He seems as sexless as a Ken doll.

Well...so far it’s worked for Trump so...who knows...

Mila going off on a pro-democracy rant in fluent Russian would be the highlight of the weekend.

Ivanka: “Just think honey, Daddy’s blood is like pudding, all we need to do is wait a little longer, and you know, Daddy’s leaving the White House to me anyways.”

“But she’s got a new hat!”

He kept the rope around his neck because he “just wanted you to see”. I had to stop working and let that sink in for a couple of minutes. This is biblical levels of stupidity in action. How much did your parents pay for drama school for you to come out with this bullshit. For all you know people just tried to ‘lynch’…

Or he could have said he was a victim of a hate crime sometime in his past and that the current climate of the country terrifies him. That would have gotten him press, possibly. 

I... think it’s pretty clearly shade at them not having really stated much of a platform.  Yang is running on universal income, without much in the way of an actual plan to get there, and that’s about it.  Everyone has beaten to death the fact that Buttegieg seems to be about the most generic white male DNC Democrat,…

His laptop, which I would proceed to paint my name upon.