Hold on - someone having a different “quirk” than you doesn’t necessarily mean it’s “shitty” or wrong. It’s totally cool not to like it, to not be compatible with it, and to express that to your partner. It’s not okay to call them shitty just for having a different preference or idea - some people don’t care about eye…

Or maybe different humorous podcasts, so you can both break out in spontaneous laughter at unpredictable, differing intervals.

Dare I ask what we think his breath smells like (because someone who has such selfish sex surely wouldn't trouble himself with Altoids)?

He’s up to his ears in ass. He’s probably booked solid until 2083.

Yeah, everything’s coming up snake eyes... or thirteen... or a magic spell just worked against an elf.

Could you be more specific?

The linked article says he got 2 years (🤦🏻‍♀️) for felony assault, less time off for wearing an ankle bracelet, and his sentence was ultimately suspended. So...

because his victim is native

It’s early, but...

Early on, Han Solo uses a lightsaber to cut open a Tauntaun...

I’m with you here. The biting tone doesn’t really fit for this piece.

And it doesn’t sound like *he* expects special adulation for being mindful of others, so there’s something that comes off as mean-spirited in that suggestion.

Why be such a buzzkill? This is really thoughtful of him. It’s not bare-minimum considering he really didn’t have to do it. He was going above and beyond to make sure he didn't accidentally make someone uncomfortable.

And your offensive tackles, Henry Facemask and James Holder.

And your wide receiver, Reggie Alligatorarms

Guy named “Chris Blewitt” is gonna be your kicker?  I don’t think so.  Who’s the QB ... Steve Piksix?  

Maybe they should practice more than one kick a day.

They cut Gould for more than just performance reasons...

Just get rid of him already, all these fucking people and their disgusting fucking edgy streams, learn some manners and laws because this shit is tiring.