Your Honor, you have to understand. 2016 was a goofy time. Islamophobia was all the rage. Calling Muslims vermin is just a fad... A trend.

I....I...I don’t understand what the fuck this lawyer is doing. Is this a case for disbarment? Or is this Lionel hutz- level incompetence?

It’s a Catch-22, friend. There is no solution but someone escape to a different novel like Slaughterhouse Five, where at least you might get kidnapped by aliens.

It’s smoke and mirrors, stage-craft, pure public theater. Two Scoops has not only reduced the POTUS to a private corporate post, he has set his sights on reducing the complexity of government to that of a small, traveling circus with himself as the ringmaster. Even if he’s really just tge chief clown.

Vote Vets pointed out on Twitter just how much bullshit this border guard thing is. They cannot legally do anything to “protect” the border. They can only provide logistical support. This is a political stunt, pure and simple, and a MASSIVE waste of time, money, personnel, and resources. 

This is what is called an amphiboly logical fallacy. They are conflating the literal meaning of invasion (which the US military is charged with preventing) with the figurative meaning to justify the use of the military.

yap they all refused

+1 “what do YOU mean, ‘you people’”

Everyday is my Halloween. My boss pleads with me to not wear my Ghostface mask in the office. But theres literally nothing in the HR handbook against it.

The funny thing about those tweets is that he’s right, the fake news media is the enemy of the people and everything would be better if the fake news media shut the fuck up.

+ X number of “you people”

Just a clarification. I read Samantha’s book, and seen the documentary about this in which she appears. He pled guilty and got a really sweet deal. She wasn’t happy about it, but her family felt it was better than her having to testify on the stand and go through all that. So he pled, served a very small amount a time…

I’ll be going as the village drunkard, which is really less of a costume and more of a way of life

I guess we should just be grateful he didn’t go as Kirk Lazarus.

Fox News is only showing the van in long shots and sometimes mentioning it’s covered in political stickers. When the right can’t even admit that the Magabomber is a Fat Donny Two Scoops Fanatic, there’s no way they’re going to prosecute anyone but the bomber*. Maybe there will be a better answer available on November…

It’s called stochastic terrorism, and they aren’t going to stop him.

Well it's a slippery slope, first they let in people in cat makeup, next they let in actual cats, and there's no way a person can compete with the graceful movements of a kitty

And worse, still portrays himself as the victim.

He pled guilty, but he he didn’t serve his sentence, Sigourney. He never accepted responsibility for his actions.

“The only person responsible for carrying out either of these heinous acts were the individuals who carried them out....”