If he would just drink TB12 water, OBJ would not only never be dehydrated, but he’d also be immune to concussions and sunburn, while enjoying clearer skin, whiter teeth, and thicker, more lustrous hair…

Some guys’ bodies dehydrate quicker than others

The gross part is how many “fiscally conservative, socially liberal” folks still think she is “a moderate”. I don’t fucking get it.

I won’t believe it until she does it in front of the judiciary committee. I reserve the right to take back my belief if it is followed by a male snowboarder crying.

Apparently it is still a trick no woman has done in competition. I clicked the link expecting to see her do the trick in competition. Not so much. Cool trick, tho. 

Did anyone watch this week’s Cruz/O’Rourke debate in San Anto? The last question (or prompt, rather) was to tell the crowd about something they’ve done this last year unrelated to the election that would give voters an insight into who they are. Cruz sucked so bad at this. He just stared off... you could see him going…

I posted this recently and I can’t stop laughing at the fact that he pegs himself in the balls trying to dribble

DO NOT CRITICIZE COMPLETELY NORMAL HUMAN MALE TED CRUZ!

We have so much adventure ahead!

Never forget

ellen the generous

Literally the ONLY thing I know about Legend is that he’s married to Chrissy Teigen. I couldn’t name a single one of his songs at gunpoint. 

New Rule: anyone that was cool with the GOP inventing $2 trillion out of thin air for freebies for people with yachts that have tiny yachts inside doesn’t get to demand how we pay for people who need chemotherapy treatments.

Dax Sheppard seems to get asked about Kristen Bell a lot, but that makes sense and seems like a bit of an outlier.

It is in the best interests of the baby for my dad to be included

Can I just take this opportunity to say that I hated Kanye before it was cool?

“Corporate Tax Relief”, aka Corporate Welfare.

It was predicted that after the Republicans got their tax cuts through for the rich they’d suddenly become deficit hawks again and use that as an excuse to go after social programmes.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell called our national debt “disturbing”

lol do u even republican, bro?