He’d get picked off before he even got past Venus and taken back for a pick 6.

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Eli do the boot scoot boogie at halftime to rally the troops.

He probably just wanted to get to the locker first so he could put Weezy on the locker room stereo instead of Eli’s country music shit…

I mean, to me he’s been done. Its hard to keep things in perspective with QB numbers sometimes, because they have skyrocketed lately. But while Manning’s may not appear to have been junk in the last two years because in some ways are brains are still in 1998, they have been. Hell, working backwards from 2017 to 2012, h…

Hahaha!! Both very astute observations. And, yep, Stanley’s firehose is the daily news feed.

“You need at least 3 years experience at starter in order to be considered for the starting position!”

The Garrett Snider op-ed about GRIT begins with—I $hit you not— this passage:

I hate everything.

“I love Hillary. I love everyone, but the campaign ‘I’m with her’ just didn’t make me feel — as a guy … it was something about this hat that made me feel like Superman,” famed musician Kanye West said of his MAGA hat while discussing masculinity, the economy and his brand

So it’s a reboot? And not a period piece, but something set in the present?

The problem is that EVERYTHING is Truly Remarkable lately-- but it all comes down on us too fast for anyone to process it all. You can’t drink from a firehose.

The original film worked because of its stars. Without Michael Keaton, and especially TERI GARR that film would’ve been forgotten in a week.

That is the CREEPIEST fucking act of sucking-up in human history! I guess he feels like he’s losing Fox News, so he’s trying to bring NYMag into the fold as State Media? Who knows?

Vudu, the streaming service owned by Walmart, is turning the 1983 comedy Mr. Mom into a digital series.

He has a 58 bullet point list of talking points....his amazing a-big a-accomplishments!

He just can’t quit her. 

That would be sweet, sweet justice, so probably not.

Can Armand Assante be there to shout back “The Lawwwwww!” at him if that happens? Please?

On the plus side, John Henry is not being portrayed by Scarlett Johansson!