Why go through the effort when you could just stiff arm or use the forearm shiver?

To quote the late great icon to end all icons: “Cocaine is a hell of a drug.” ~ Rick James. 

I loved that visual too. Vader wielded tremendous power casually. I thought this carried over to when we met the Emperor who didn’t even bother to carry a lightsaber because he didn’t need it.

If dating “good boy” Donny Jr. is rock bottom, then begging for him back is the center of the Earth.

Being Eric?

“I can handle this on my own, I’ve got a cool new suit.” ~ Tony

I came here fully prepared to shit all over another CG hunk of juttery garbage....but you know what? I was wrong. Looks really good. I prefer the animation still, but I was taken aback by just how good this looks. I have grudgingly doused my torch and put away my pitchfork. 

I sang that to the tune of the chorus in “Bro Hymn” by Pennywise. It works really well.

If she was going to do this, she should’ve gone full napalm: crocs with socks.

Lawyer here, you should use “alleged” when discussing both parties and any allegations, including defenses, when discussing an ongoing criminal context. If you don’t, you are ignoring the bedrock principle of innocent until proven guilty.

To be fair, win or lose, he’ll still be an abject piece of shit about it.

I love that his solution to a cultural rift going back centuries is to throw money at it. 

I feel bad for whoever tries to step into these roles next. Ritter, Colter, and Cox nailed their respective heroes so perfectly.

It reminds me of an old Seinfeld skit where he posits the middle finger is a shitty insult and he’d be much more offended if someone gave him the toe because of the effort involved of taking off your shoes and socks, and elevating your foot up to deliver.

The only things Trump can dodge based on evidence to date are indictments, skin cancer, a major coronary, and the draft. We have video proof of how shitty he is in a crisis/dodge or die situation—look at how slowly he inches away from this raptor. If it had actually wanted to rip his eye or weave off, it’d be done.

I would vote for you if you ran on a platform of “a dildo on every corner!” That’d be a great bumper sticker, as would: “Rollk1 2020: Slap a Dildo on it!”

Sex toys are far less offensive than Dr. Z’s stupid ads.

This is a deeply cynical take to the point of blindness. It’s fair to point out that most companies that step into the realm of charity have an ulterior marketing/profitability motive (see, e.g., Lyft, Nike, Gillette), but why should that completely obliterate any and all positives to what Kim Kardashian is trying to…

a.) My comment was sarcastic but to the point that other people are responsible for choosing locations; and b.) I’m not your buddy, friend ;) !

It may not be the best way to catch a ball, but it’s a surefire way to prove to everyone around you that you’re an asshole.