I love that the attention seeker’s name is kept out of the article. Being mocked on Arnold’s platform AND being nameless? Must be a harsh lesson for someone desperate for spotlight.

Real ending: Ned Stark wakes up in bed, wakes Caitlyn and says “I just had the craziest dream. Can’t wait to Rob about it when he gets here tomorrow.”

Please, you call that impressive? Even the least sophisticated automaton can operate a nuclear power plant remotely.

Oh heavens the people in Utica have no idea

Step 2: Marry rich man born to a rich man.

Artist depiction of Capital One boardroom meeting (substitute coffee for tartar sauce):

They also didn’t discuss the zombie dragon even once, or the Super-Mega-Ice-Spear that killed the dragon in the first place. You’d think they’d want a strategy to combat an aerial tour-de-force that could wipe out their army and castle other than “let’s deploy our dragons and hope they don’t get hit in the jugular…

And here we have Trump’s ultimate defense: cartoonish incompetence.

I’m not even 40 yet, but based on how I feel when looking at the lede image my internal avatar is more like this:

If the plot is circular, which may be foreshadowed by the opening scene of episode 1, then here’s the ending: The Lannisters defeat the Targaryens (Cersei beats a weakened Dany/Jon), but are ultimately felled by a coalition of the Starks and Baratheons, meaning Arya and Gendry win the throne. For good measure, let’s…

(sorry, couldn’t resist...nothing personal)

Up here in the U.S. we didn’t have a measles outbreaks because of dedicated vaccination efforts until we cut funding to education and raised generations of fucking morons who decided the memes they read on the internet took precedent over decades if not centuries of undisputed science and the collective education of…

She looks like the lead villain in the reboot of Goldfinger.

I directly attribute my dislike of spiders to that movie.

Oh great...it’s Viv....

I don’t know what she actually thinks, but there are many conservative Judeo-Christian-Muslims that believe a man’s seed can only be used for copulation, otherwise it is a sin worthy of instant death in God’s eyes based on an Old Testament passage about Onan, who deigned to spill his seed while having sex with his…

lol excellent kinja, internet friend. i hope someone else stars you to get you out of the grays.

A good beard will get you far in life.

I’m still unclear as to why anyone gives a fuck, unless it’s just because they need something to be scandalous to distract themselves from the otherwise vacuous state of their lives.