If the plot is cyclical, then the ending will be as follows: the Lannisters (Cersei) defeat the Targaryens (Dany and Jon), but are in turn defeated by the coalition of the Baratheons and Starks (Gendry and Arya) who get the throne. The Mad Monarch (Cersei) is killed trying to burn everyone with hidden wild fire by the…

Artist depiction of Capital One boardroom meeting (substitute coffee for tartar sauce):

Cue Sigmund!

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

Brie Larson: Did that motherfucker just check out my ass?

I had to Google it, Gyllenhall’s only 5'11" compared to Holland’s 5'8". Looks like that shot is getting the Tom Cruise treatment, though it should be noted Gyllenhall can be an absolute monster when he wants to be, like in Southpaw:

They also didn’t discuss the zombie dragon even once, or the Super-Mega-Ice-Spear that killed the dragon in the first place. You’d think they’d want a strategy to combat an aerial tour-de-force that could wipe out their army and castle other than “let’s deploy our dragons and hope they don’t get hit in the jugular…

And here we have Trump’s ultimate defense: cartoonish incompetence.

I’m not even 40 yet, but based on how I feel when looking at the lede image my internal avatar is more like this:

Given the existence of Spider-Man 3, or just the dance sequence alone, any other movie would be unfairly maligned as “the worst movie ever.” 

If the plot is circular, which may be foreshadowed by the opening scene of episode 1, then here’s the ending: The Lannisters defeat the Targaryens (Cersei beats a weakened Dany/Jon), but are ultimately felled by a coalition of the Starks and Baratheons, meaning Arya and Gendry win the throne. For good measure, let’s…

(sorry, couldn’t resist...nothing personal)

False, it’ll be Gene Parmesan asking if you validate parking.

Up here in the U.S. we didn’t have a measles outbreaks because of dedicated vaccination efforts until we cut funding to education and raised generations of fucking morons who decided the memes they read on the internet took precedent over decades if not centuries of undisputed science and the collective education of…

She looks like the lead villain in the reboot of Goldfinger.

I directly attribute my dislike of spiders to that movie.

Oh great...it’s Viv....

I don’t know what she actually thinks, but there are many conservative Judeo-Christian-Muslims that believe a man’s seed can only be used for copulation, otherwise it is a sin worthy of instant death in God’s eyes based on an Old Testament passage about Onan, who deigned to spill his seed while having sex with his…

lol excellent kinja, internet friend. i hope someone else stars you to get you out of the grays.