And here we have Trump’s ultimate defense: cartoonish incompetence.

I’m not even 40 yet, but based on how I feel when looking at the lede image my internal avatar is more like this:

If the plot is circular, which may be foreshadowed by the opening scene of episode 1, then here’s the ending: The Lannisters defeat the Targaryens (Cersei beats a weakened Dany/Jon), but are ultimately felled by a coalition of the Starks and Baratheons, meaning Arya and Gendry win the throne. For good measure, let’s…

(sorry, couldn’t resist...nothing personal)

Up here in the U.S. we didn’t have a measles outbreaks because of dedicated vaccination efforts until we cut funding to education and raised generations of fucking morons who decided the memes they read on the internet took precedent over decades if not centuries of undisputed science and the collective education of…

She looks like the lead villain in the reboot of Goldfinger.

I directly attribute my dislike of spiders to that movie.

Oh great...it’s Viv....

I don’t know what she actually thinks, but there are many conservative Judeo-Christian-Muslims that believe a man’s seed can only be used for copulation, otherwise it is a sin worthy of instant death in God’s eyes based on an Old Testament passage about Onan, who deigned to spill his seed while having sex with his…

lol excellent kinja, internet friend. i hope someone else stars you to get you out of the grays.

A good beard will get you far in life.

I’m still unclear as to why anyone gives a fuck, unless it’s just because they need something to be scandalous to distract themselves from the otherwise vacuous state of their lives.

I went on almost the exact same trip, except during our trip we saw a pair of skunks doing the nasty. Clearly much wilder than your trip.

Here’s the other thing, these kids were, at best, willfully ignorant as to why they got into schools well above their qualifications. In her case, too, she had an opportunity to benefit from the education at a premier institution, which she squandered (not like other college kids don’t, but it’s worth noting).

Did your degree mean any less because USC gives athletic scholarships out? Or because not every graduate goes on to a lucrative career? The number of people who bribed their way in is a minuscule percentage of overall admissions. The value and integrity of your degree is intact, don’t go burning it just yet.

You’re probably right, but let’s not forget that Martha Stewart served five months in federal prison.

I like the cut of your jib, but have to point out that none of this matters for GOP voters. Not only did Trump shit on a celebrated war hero in John McCain, but he also attacked a Gold Star family and casually disrespected the sacrifice necessary to earn a Purple Heart (when an old vet gifted his to Trump, before…

The plaque reads: A Donation has been made in Georgetown University’s Honor to the Trump Foundation.

What’s the big deal? There’s a clear roadmap to deal with this problem: