That’s called “Praying Mantis” style.

Holy shit, great call back. Forgot all about that, and this parody, until you reminded me

I hear Hallelujah now and I instantly summon the image of Chester Bennington singing it at Chris Cornell’s funeral, followed by the image of Toni Cornell, Chris’s daughter, singing it a few weeks later in memoriam of Chester and her father. Way too much tragedy balled up in the song and imagery it invokes for me to…

It looks like a shot from a horror movie, a harbinger of the apocalypse...

It would be a smart move on the owners/NFL to do this because if he says no it damages his claims (I think it’d cap his damages at least under a failure to mitigate argument)

-1 for not saying “thug looters”....

Also true.  Stone Cold is John Denver’s protege and successor.

Al Sha-BillyBob?

Rumor has it that Stone Cold Steve Austin stole his entrance music/theme from the manner in which John FUCKING Denver took the podium before Congress.

Dee Snider is a liberal who famously took the conservative branch of the Democratic party to task in the 80s when Al and Tipper Gore lead a censorship campaign against musicians. Great article on the debacle here (and if you have time, it’s worth watching the videos of Snider, Zappa, and, especially, Denver testifying)…

Your version really brings some depth to Lorie’s affair with the Punisher, who has been hiding from the feds in plain sight as a deputy for years.

Yeah, millions of Americans swallow that elephant shit every damn day.  Junior isn’t saying anything that hasn’t been said repeatedly by the schills at Fox News every fucking day.  “Liberal mobs” is a mainstay.  It’s not just mouth-breathing dipshits that believe it either.  I know plenty of “well educated”…

It is acceptable to scare the living shit out of your kids IF and ONLY IF you are teaching a valuable life lesson.

WHY WATCH FORMER FOX-FEMBOT WHEN NEW FEMBOT BETTER AND TALK ABOUT SCARY CARAVAN COMING TO TAKE MY JERBS AND CHILDREN?

I can just picture her brainstorming session at a breakout table at her local Klan chapter’s meeting: “guys, Black Santa and White Jesus have been done before. We need to go bigger. What’s a hotter button issue?” Silence descends upon the group when epiphany strikes all as one, their eyes meet, and in unison they…

Yes, diarrhea kills millions of people each year, and is one of the leading causes of death by disease in children. Per the CDC, diarrhea kills more children per year than “AIDS, malaria, and measles combined.” Dysentery is also known as “infectious diarrhea” so falls within this umbrella, and it presents with severe…

Here’s the thing, they don’t need to keep any of them straight. If lying is your modus operandi, why bother remembering anything? Depending on the question, you resort to one of two categories of lies:  offensive or defensive. If the question is about a business that has yet to fail, you take credit for shit you…

He’s thinking, “You’re right, I was treated unfairly!”  But, Justice Kavanaugh, how do you feel about being compared to MBS?  “I don’t...WHAT?...I....How do YOU like being compared to a piece of SHIT, you piece of SHIT?!  HUH?  NEXT QUESTION!!!”