Al Sha-BillyBob?

Rumor has it that Stone Cold Steve Austin stole his entrance music/theme from the manner in which John FUCKING Denver took the podium before Congress.

Dee Snider is a liberal who famously took the conservative branch of the Democratic party to task in the 80s when Al and Tipper Gore lead a censorship campaign against musicians. Great article on the debacle here (and if you have time, it’s worth watching the videos of Snider, Zappa, and, especially, Denver testifying)…

Your version really brings some depth to Lorie’s affair with the Punisher, who has been hiding from the feds in plain sight as a deputy for years.

Yeah, millions of Americans swallow that elephant shit every damn day.  Junior isn’t saying anything that hasn’t been said repeatedly by the schills at Fox News every fucking day.  “Liberal mobs” is a mainstay.  It’s not just mouth-breathing dipshits that believe it either.  I know plenty of “well educated”…

It is acceptable to scare the living shit out of your kids IF and ONLY IF you are teaching a valuable life lesson.

WHY WATCH FORMER FOX-FEMBOT WHEN NEW FEMBOT BETTER AND TALK ABOUT SCARY CARAVAN COMING TO TAKE MY JERBS AND CHILDREN?

New trope:  the murderer uses a jammer.

Somehow seems inadvisable to fire real arrows at cameras or on a crowded set....

Ooda-la-lee!

“You just stay right there,” he utters as he lays down on the floor, placing the his feet within the bow, “actually maybe move back a few dozen yards,” he grunts as he uses his full body to draw the bow.

I can just picture her brainstorming session at a breakout table at her local Klan chapter’s meeting: “guys, Black Santa and White Jesus have been done before. We need to go bigger. What’s a hotter button issue?” Silence descends upon the group when epiphany strikes all as one, their eyes meet, and in unison they…

Just what is wrong with the Luchador mask?!?!?!?!?!

Yes, diarrhea kills millions of people each year, and is one of the leading causes of death by disease in children. Per the CDC, diarrhea kills more children per year than “AIDS, malaria, and measles combined.” Dysentery is also known as “infectious diarrhea” so falls within this umbrella, and it presents with severe…

Here’s the thing, they don’t need to keep any of them straight. If lying is your modus operandi, why bother remembering anything? Depending on the question, you resort to one of two categories of lies:  offensive or defensive. If the question is about a business that has yet to fail, you take credit for shit you…

That was awesome. Love Sam’s shriek at the end. Honestly, just makes me want the third installment to be focused around them (Lucius and Honey) all the more.

He’s thinking, “You’re right, I was treated unfairly!”  But, Justice Kavanaugh, how do you feel about being compared to MBS?  “I don’t...WHAT?...I....How do YOU like being compared to a piece of SHIT, you piece of SHIT?!  HUH?  NEXT QUESTION!!!”

If you have a combo grill (one side gas, one side charcoal), you can use the side burner to ignite your fire chimney.